Tipsy Elves Summer Neon Pink Zippered Sweatband Set

Okay, these are neon sweatbands. We thought it was a “knee-on” sweatband, which would’ve been weird to put on your wrists. Maybe your ankles. But an ankle-on doesn’t make sense either. The headband keeps sweat off your brow and the WRISTbands stash dollars, keys, change, or other stuff while warming your wrists. I mean, feel free to wear these pretty much anywhere on your body this summer to keep the salt tears at bay, just don’t constrict the blood flow. Okay, our boss just handed us a note, and we’re just supposed to shut up and say: “Stay high and dry all over with the Neon Pink Zippered Sweatband Set this summer.”